Random Links For Your Weekend

  • Some Marvel comics will be getting Tron variant covers.  While the makeovers are pretty cool, I just know that somewhere in the Disney complex the words “vertical integration” were uttered.
  • The Onion gives us a deep look at Steve Martin on The Muppet Show.
  • Syfy’s new show Hollywood Treasure shows Stan Lee finding Jack Kirby original art in his garage.  While there’s any number of good reasons for it to be there, like it being a gift, it’s strange to hear after decades of hearing how much art was lost, given away, or destroyed over the years.
  • The Rob.  Zombies.  Jesus. All in the latest religious-themed comics he’s working on that we’ll probably never see.

Deadpool — Secrets!

It's my favorite month of the year: Rocktober!

Secrets!

SPOILER ALERT! Next month it will be revealed that Wolverine and I are brothers.

Secrets!

After Weapon X, being a mercenary was my second career choice after stand-up comedian, but how do you compete against the great talent out there?

Secrets!

Even with my mouth sewn shut in that movie, I had a hard time remembering my lines.

Secrets!

People ask me if I prefer swords or guns, but I'm complex like a delicate flower, and I can't be painted with such broad strokes.

Secrets!!!

This Week’s Comics — And Some Light Reviewing

It’s a fairly light week this time around, which is good because it gives me a chance to write up some  reviews.  Here’s what I’m looking at this week.

  • AVENGERS & INFINITY GAUNTLET #2 (OF 4) - I was really looking forward to the first issue of this title, and it didn’t disappoint.  Ever since then I’ve been jonesing for the next issue, which almost never happens.  So that’s what you should pull away from this: Avengers and the Infinity Gauntlet is like hard drugs.
  • JOE THE BARBARIAN #7 ( OF 8 ) - Grant Morrison’s ode to The Chronicles of Narnia reaches it’s penultimate issue.  I’m fairly certain that the main story will get itself worked out, I just hope we find out why there are two worlds.  Hallucinations won’t be a satifying answer unless this is really Morrison’s ode to 80′s kid  movies (kid goes to fantasy world, wakes up as if it were all a dream, but finds a remnant of the dream, proving it was real).

It’s not with shame, but not exactly with pride that I reveal I’ve been picking up Spawn lately, after several years of successfully resisting the urge to pick it up.  Like every other comic collector 18 years ago I picked up most of the early issues, dwindling down until I was picking them up only sporadically.  When issue 100 rolled  around and I realized how much time had passed without anything really happening (or being very good) I finally hung it up.  Then came the Armageddon storyline, which promised to wrap everything up, and Endgame, which put  away Al Simmons and introduced Jim Downing (and has been pretty solid), so I’ve gotten sucked back in, at least to the extent that I can dig up issues cheaply.  Now we’re ramping up to issue 200 and Todd  McFarlane has gotten some old buddies to help out with the art chores, in the form of Rob Liefeld and Erik Larsen.  What strikes me most of all is how little of their respective styles are present in the book, which was inked by McFarlane. It seems like if you’re going to hire big names like that you want to utilize their talent.  Instead, it just looks like any other McFarlane book. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, but it seems like a waste of a collaboration when he could have gotten anyone to do layouts.

For a while now I’ve been meaning to re-read Batman R.I.P. and Final Crisis, thinking that I was a little hard on it when it first came out.  I sat down with Batman R.I.P. yesterday, and as I suspected, it read much, much better in one sitting.  The monthly serial format didn’t do this story any favors, as it became too easy to forget what set off Batman’s madness (the drugs administered by Dr. Hurt) and what parts were flashbacks.  And while I should have been able to separate the two, the events from Final Crisis bled over too much for me to be able to keep everything straight.

This time, though, everything seemed linear, composed, and incredibly well-planned.  The critical events Morrison doesn’t dwell on are much easier to keep in mind when the effects are read minutes later, as opposed to weeks.  This time around I was very impressed by Morrison’s work and Tony Daniels’ art, both in the planning it took through this run and the sheer volume of Silver Age material they were able to
incorporate into it.  (It doesn’t hurt that I recently read the SA inspiration for most of this in the Tales From the Black Casebook TPB.)  If something didn’t sit well with you the first time around, I highly recommend going back and revisiting the story.

Now it’s time to go back and revisit Final Crisis and a few of its spin-offs.  I hope they’re as rewarding to return to.

That’s it for me for this week.  What are YOU looking at?

Grim ‘N’ Gritty

The early 90′s were an interesting time for comics.  Creativity and Originality meant something very  different then.  Basically you take an existing character and tweak the look, team up with someone  unexpected, or put together a grim team of anti-heroes.  No company exemplified this more than Image Comics, and for this week’s LIST we are proud to present Early-Nineties Image Comics You May Have Missed.

  • Littlest Ninja Assassin (Image’s only attempt at an all ages book)
  • Murderblood, Inc
  • Brute Strength
  • Antidisestablishment, Inc.
  • Die Cut!
  • Fight Force
  • Gore Monger
  • P.U.N.C.H. ’93
  • Killblood Swimsuit Special
  • Titillation Comics
  • Bloodkill: The Deadening
  • Rob Liefeld’s Youngblood Babies
  • Knife’s Edge
  • Archie/Cyberforce
  • Splatter Pattern
  • Chrome Cover Gallery Special ’94

This Week’s Jumbo-Sized Comics!

It is, remarkably, a pretty heavy week of comics for me this week! It’s pretty exciting since that almost never happens these days. Here’s what I’m looking at this week.

  • 1 FOR DOLLAR HELLBOY SEED OF DESTRUCTION - Every friend I have loves Hellboy, and I can’t handle it.  Mike Mignola’s art is just too heavily-inked and blocky for me to enjoy.  But I’m coming around to the fact that the writing might be stellar, which might be enough to get me around the art style.  For a buck, I’ll take the plunge. Thanks, Dark Horse!
  • ATLAS #4 - Nothing more to be said here, except this is the penultimate issue, giving us the 3-D Man answers everyone has been looking for since What If? #9.
  • AVENGERS & INFINITY GAUNTLET #1 (OF 4) - The original Infinity Gauntlet remains one of my favorite comics of all time.  It must have been seeing a villain truly win for the first time by KILLING all of the Marvel heroes at once, it was chilling to middle-school Jesse. Because the original was so good (and still so readily available), I have a hard time seeing the necessity of this.  However, after hearing Brian Clevenger talk about this book on War Rocket Ajax (including the addition of U.S. 1, who was certainly never in the original) I’m going to give it a try.  At least the way Clevenger describes it, it sounds great.
  • BATMAN BEYOND #3 (OF 6) – The Terry McGinness story isn’t setting my world on fire, but it’s solid Batmanery and more McGinness is better than no McGinness.
  • EX MACHINA #50 – I’m fairly certain this is the final issue of West Wing superheroics, but I’ve been burned on this before.  It’s been quite a while since we’ve seen a new issue, so my memory of what’s happening is pretty spotty.  Still, it’s maintained high quality (and Tony Harris art) so I’m anxiously awaiting the conclusion.
  • IMAGE UNITED #3 (OF 6) - And speaking of spotty releases, it’s been roughly 37 months since issue #2 came out.  Issue two, and the reprint of the IU buildup as Issue #0 have dramatically reduced the enjoyment I took from #1 as I’ve gotten used to the by-the-number Image-style superheroics.  But I’m still pretty much hooked at this point, at least to keep going a little while longer.  But shame on Image for getting schooled by The Rob, who’s putting out something like half of Marvel’s Deadpool output right now.
  • THUNDERBOLTS #147 - I don’t know why (it’s possibly just Man-Thing and Juggernaut), but I love this book.  Pick it up, you will too.

That’s it for me!  What are YOU looking at?

Random Links For Your Weekend

Another healthy batch of links this week.  Enjoy.

  • I don’t necessarily agree with all of the solutions in this Op-Ed about Hall H at Comic-Con, but I agree that something has to be done.  Not just to stave off violence (let’s face it, no metal detector was going to stop a kid with a pen), but for fairness to the fans.
  • And, because no batch of links would be complete without a link to something Chris Sims has written, he reviews Batman: The Widening Gyre #6.  In doing so he has ensured that I will never, ever read this horrible comic.  I caved and picked up Cacophony, but will NEVER allow myself to see someone write Batman like this.
  • Remember 80′s cartoon and toy line “The Bearriors”?  No.  No you don’t.

Have a good weekend, everyone!


This Week’s Mysterious Comics

It’s a week of trials this time around.  Or at least trial and error.

  • BATMAN AND ROBIN #13 - B&R has been consistently great, but with the current Return of Bruce Wayne tie-in happening right now, it’s by far the best Batman book I’ve read in some time.  I’m putting this right up there with Morrison’s All-Star Superman.  Except with, you know…Batman.
  • BRIGADE #1 - I honestly can’t believe we’re getting another 90′s Liefeld throwback.  I always thought Brigade was one of the worst of The Rob’s paramilitary superhero comics, but I may still be tempted to pick this up if Liefeld’s doing the art with the painted-style coloring that showed up as a preview in Image United.
  • HIT-MONKEY #1 (OF 3) – I like the concept, but the cynic in me thinks this is just a cash-grab using Julie Schwartz’s theory that comics always sold better with a gorilla on the cover.  Still, for 3 bucks I may bite and give it a try.
  • MARVELMAN FAMILYS FINEST #1 (OF 6) - I’m a huge Miracleman fan, and I’m pretty excited that Marvel may finally reprint (or dare I hope?) finish Neil Gaiman’s run.  Still, I’ve never had the opportunity to read any of the original Marvelman material, and I’m looking forward to the chance.  If nothing else, it should be fairly insane.
  • SHADOWLAND #1 (OF 5) and THANOS IMPERATIVE #1 (OF 6) and X-MEN #1 - Regardless of what publishers may think, there is such a thing as “event fatigue,” and I have it.  I just lack the interest or motivation to keep up with whatever terrible line-wide crossover is supposed to the the big, new, status-quo shattering event.  Of course, Marvel kicks off three new events this week (granted, Thanos Imperative is a reprint).  Sorry, Marvel. No.  You JUST got the 616 universe back into a recognizable shape.  Let’s keep it that way for a while, shall we?

Last month Matt swore he was done with Green Lantern, but I’m hoping he makes an exception for last week’s issue.  Featuring Lobo — the 90′s most inexplicable fad — hunting down Atrocitus, this issue was
all action, something we don’t really see enough of in Geoff Johns’ comics.  While I’d hate to see him regain his Deadpool-like status he had 15 years ago, I really enjoyed this issue and felt like Lobo was making the meta-commentary I have been for the past year.  The conclusion wasn’t especially original, but I liked it, and it set the groundwork for a story that could prove to be really interesting if he decides to follow it.  We also finally got the origin story of Dex-Starr, the Red Lantern cat, and it read a little too much like “Dream of a Thousand Cats” but I liked it.  This was a solid, fun chunk of storytelling, and I wish more of Blackest Night And Its Infinite Crossovers had been this well done.

That’s it for me.  What are YOU looking at?  And don’t forget, new comics come out on Thursday this week.

Random Links For Your Weekend

  Game Informer plays a pre-release copy and agrees.

THE LIST – I sell Propane and Propane accessories

Not everyone in costume with superpowers is a billionaire industrialist like Tony Stark. Nor can they make their own costumes out of science! like Reed Richards. Certainly, not everyone has access to a tailor such as Paul Gambi. So where do the other guys and gals buy their necessary paraphernalia? This week’s list answers that question.

Stores that cater to the needs of Supers:

Fairchild’s Secrets: Strategically Places Small Pieces of Fabric

All ‘Bout Pants that Stretch and Turn Purple

Nothing But Ankle Pouches!

Grapnels ‘N Thingz

Schwartz’s Super-Logo Designs: for all your chest emblem needs

John Elway’s Volkswagen and Volkswagen-Sized Guns Dealership of Thornton

Everything’s a Dollar…and Green and Purple

Baryshnikov’s – Slippers for the Liefeld-Footed Man

Miss Shapen: Boutique for the anthropomorphic and oddly deformed

Sivanna Brothers serving the discerning mad scientist since 1939

Otto’s – For The Plus-Sized Super-Villain

S.H.I.E.L.D.-Sonoma – For all your overpriced gadgetry needs

Fashionableman (a subsidiary of Fashionable Male)

Gleek’s Primate Supplies

Random Links for your Weekend

Two week’s worth of links in one sitting!  Laziness pays off in the end!