What GYMNASTIC TERRAPIN was caught sneaking out of a YOUNG BOY’s bedroom???
Who is the ZERO BEAST who can NEVER FIND THREE HATS in the right size???
Which THUNDER LIZARD used experimental gene therapy to GROW OUT HIS
STUBBY ARMS???
Which LITTLE ARMORED ONE was spotted rooting AGAINST JAPAN in the
Olympic soccer matches, even as HE WAS THE BALL???
What TERRORDACTYL is filing his lawsuit against DINOBOT SWOOP for
LIKENESS INFRINGEMENT???
Who is the GREEN MEANIE who tried pulling a slip-and-fall con on a tour at the OREO factory?
Which BIRD OF PREY almost knocked out a SONGBIRD for copyright infringement?
When this PRINCESS OF POWER come's to MAN'S WORLD, she really came to man's world!
Which SPEED DEMON once tripped at MACH 30 and took out a school bus full of kids at the KEYSTONE CITY capitol building?
Which RING SLINGER turned GREEN with envy when a certain rookie got his copy of Cat Fancy through the Intergalactic Space-Mail first?
Those COMIC BOOK CHARACTERS and their army of LAWYERS have put a TEMPORARY HALT to the TRUTH! We will return! FREE PRESS CANNOT BE STOPPED!
Which HIP-HOP BOOMBOX was busted making out with HIS ENEMY COUNTERPART???
Which GOLD BUG was seen BUZZING AROUND Dandy Dan's Cabaret with a bouquet for MISS EMMA ROBOHUMPER???
Who is the VISION caught while INVISIBLE under ARCEE's bed???
What ROBOSAURUS was overheard properly speaking in the FIRST PERSON???
Who is the FIRED-UP JET got so upset at his GASSY BIG-SCREEN PORTRAYAL that he went to MICHAEL BAY'S HOUSE and stepped on his children's dog??? In front of them!
Which GREEN BOY was caught SELLING CARBON OFFSETS to grow GIANT MAN-EATING PLANTS???
Why did this CHILLY LAD get into a sauna with THE FROZEN X-MAN???
Which GRANITE LAD turned into a fountain in a ROME PIAZZA???
What NOCTURNAL LASS spends the SUMMER MONTHS in Alaska so she can get her BEAUTY REST???
Caped crusader called to replace Conan? Says late nights are his specialty.
Superhero chique storms Fashion Week. Masks, capes, and purses are all the rage in Paris, Milan.
Housebroken homewrecker seen snuggling with Lassie. Timmy and Rintintin don't cotton.
EPA inspector goes missing at card factory. Family worried: "He was always so happy. Joking all the time."
Pocket-sized crime fighters part of Gotham's budget cuts.
Which ARMORED AVENGER has spent $30 BILLION IN R&D trying to develop a TRANSFORMING QUINJET?
Who is the JADE GIANT that often makes BOOM BOOM in his RIPPED PURPLE TROUSERS???
Which LITTLE BIG MAN gets his jollies SMACKING AROUND the LITTLE WOMAN??? It's not Ray Palmer*!
Which SHRINKING VIOLET was observed with a certain SPIDER NOIR STINGING EACH OTHER???
Who is the NORSEMAN overseen GIVING ALE to underage girls at AVENGERS AUDITIONS???
*Actually, it’s him too.
I don’t usually have time to do this format, but I really like it. So here’s your throwback version of Superhero Confidential!
SCANDAL! Who is the CHERUB overseen studying in the library rather than CATTING ABOUT TOWN???
What CREATURE's secondary mutation was just the inevitable result of doing TOO MUCH OF THAT???
Which AMAZING FEMALE was spotted letting ALL FOUR OF HER CLASSMATES out of her room at 3 IN THE MORNING???
Why did this FRIGID HOMINID spend so much time in the BOYS' LOCKER ROOM???
In which AIRPORT BATHROOM did this MONOCULAR MAN open his eyes ONLY A QUARTER OF AN INCH???
