The Batboat… he’s…well, the Batboat is the Aquaman of the Batcave…if you catch my drift.

There are a lot of sexy times happening in and on top of me. Alfred seems to be a strong but tender lover of women… so…so many women.

I don’t mind the wrecks so much. It’s the transporting of the crims. They do unspeakable things on my upholstery.

I’d bang the Invisible Jet, marry the Fantasticar, and kill the Supermobile. He’s worse than the Batboat.

For a guy that purports to hate them so much, Batman built a ton of guns into my chassis.